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High 10: Funny Ass Strain Names

Pure jokes - we're ranking the funniest weed names, from the mysterious Alaskan Thunderf*** to the not-so-subtly named Gorilla Glue. I wonder who comes up with these names? And does the late Queen Lizzy deserve her own strain?

High 10: Funny Ass Strain Names

Ever heard of a strain called "Slap & Tickle"? Or maybe "Purple Monkey Balls"? Creativity meets cannabis in the hilarious world of strain names. Here’s some names that made us LOL.

1. Purple Monkey Balls: This Indica isn't for the faint of heart (or easily offended). But hey, the name is pretty memorable, and the grape-like flavors might surprise you.

2.  Cat Piss: Don't let the name turn you off – the smell might be funky, but the taste is surprisingly purrfect (no pun intended). Just don't share it with your feline friends.

3. Slap 'N Tickle: This Indica-dominant hybrid lives up to its name, delivering a powerful initial effect followed by a relaxing, tickling sensation. Just don't take it literally and go slapping anyone (unless they consent, of course).

4. Bob Saget OG: No, the comedian doesn't endorse this Sativa strain, but it might leave you feeling as carefree as Full House reruns. Turns out, the name was just a typo

5. Alaskan Thunderf* (ATF):** Don't let the name fool you, this ain't a weapon. This Sativa-dominant hybrid packs a punch, but the name's origin is shrouded in mystery (just like your memory after a few puffs).

6. Trainwreck: This Sativa-dominant hybrid might not literally wreck a train, but its potent effects can hit you hard and fast. Newbies beware!

7. Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien: This Indica might not give you martial arts skills, but it's a potent blend of Starfighter and Tiger's Milk that'll have you feeling relaxed and introspective.

8. Gorilla Glue (GG4): This aptly named strain will have you glued to the couch with its potent effects. Just be careful not to stick to everything you touch – like your phone, your cat, or your neighbor's prized bonsai tree.

9. Gandalf OG: Calling all LOTR fans! This Indica is a tribute to the wise wizard, rumored to be a fan of pipe weed (but we can't confirm). Just don't expect a magical beard to sprout.

10. Girl Scout Cookies (GSC): This Indica-dominant hybrid is a popular choice, but don't expect any Thin Mints in your bag. The name comes from its sweet, dessert-like aroma.

Remember, here in the beautiful land of the UK, THC is a Schedule 1 controlled cannabinoid so please do not go hunting for any of the above strains. Unless you have a medical cannabis prescription, please do not carry THC potent cannabis.  

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